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BLOWJOB.

ok so me and my friend the other day, we were talking about best-friend things, as you do and we got onto the subject of blow-jobs. (Yes, I know, wtf at me all you like.)

And she was like “omg I hate blow-jobs, how can you like someone shoving their dick in and out of your mouth?”

And later on she went “The other day I shoved my hand in my boyfriend’s mouth, like it was a penis and started moving it in and out… He sees my point now. He understand why they’re horrible too lol.”

I almost wet myself.

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